Hey mister, where are you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
Need a lift to happy hour
Say oh no
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
Need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4.
Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella poison oak no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
Now I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swelling up
I said 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Troubled times, you know i can not lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
Now I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swelling up i said....
SHIIIIIIT!
Troubled times, you know i can not lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride (don't know where I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where im headed)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where im headed)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where im headed)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where im headed)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where im headed)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where im headed)
Hitchin' a ride
